On A raunchy P!

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• Ma…. Ki lo’n sele
Ehen….. how are you?
• Good evening.
• I’m fine sexy… how are you?
I dey alright o…well, I am bored biko. Where are you?
• I’m at home na….if I ask you to come now, you will start giving me cool stories.
Hahahaha!!! Oya, I dey come.
• Hmmmm!!! Hope you know that you are not going back sha.
I know. I am just coming to gist sha o…. because I am bored. Nothing more!!! You know my stand on this.
• Ok o…. virgin Mary.
Aii…. I’d be on my way in 30minutes.
• I don’t trust you sef…. I dey come pick you now. Me sef I’m bord
• Bored*
Ok o….. Thanks. Lol

I dropped my phone and smiled. The boy is just a crook; I know he is looking for free ‘nyansh’. All these boys that have girlfriends and still won’t let single girls rest. I knew that going to his house would not yield anything good. He has been flirting with me for months now and I have been steadfast in my refusal. We go for movie dates, ice cream dates, beach dates and the likes. I always make sure that we split the bills and we don’t hang out till late so that there won’t be any reason for me to sleep at his. I am sure that he was wondering what had gotten into my head this night. I had a quick shower and started thinking of what to wear. While I thought, I packed my peejay’s, toothbrush and a small towel into an overnight bag. I didn’t want to send any wrong signals so I finally settled for the most conservative gown I own.

Otobong is the hottest and most handsome guy I know (in real life). It is even sweeter because his look doesn’t get into his head unlike some other guys that are not even half as fine. Truth be told, I am in love with Oto. Dating him would have been the best thing to happen to me because we connect on so many levels. The sexual chemistry between us can be used to power the ‘kainji’ dam. The only problem is that Oto has a girlfriend, well so he says. I said so he says because I have never heard them speak on phone, neither have I seen her with him. She has never been his display picture on any social network that I know of, in fact, she is almost non existent. Sometimes, I feel Oto just keeps saying he has a girlfriend because he doesn’t want any form of commitment with me. Today, I really do not care if there is a girlfriend or not, I will boldly walk into the ‘side chick zone’ and make the best of it. I have the bottle of magic moments I finished while watching two romance movies to blame for this brazenness. I got ready then I laid down and began to think of all the reasons why I’m wrong to be in love with someone’s man. It’s not my fault sef, all the functional guys are taken. And they won’t even agree to stay taken.

side chick
I was still soliloquizing when I heard a knock on my door. I just grabbed my bag and jumped happily to the door. I jumped on Oto and kissed him as soon as I opened the door. To say he was shocked is an understatement. I didn’t even wait for him to say anything before I sashayed to his car. I was already regretting why I wore this dress, I should have worn something more enticing. That kiss was definitely better than I expected and I couldn’t wait to get more and go further. When Oto finally managed to make his way to the car, I laughed at the confusion on the face. He was trying very hard to hide the bulge between his legs but I made it out already when he was walking to the car. I realised that we were both short of words and I started laughing again. The first thing he said was, “you are drunk”. I told him that I was tipsy and not drunk and I was perfectly aware of all that I was doing. He begged me to go back home as he wasn’t sure how much his will power could take.

I didn’t answer him this time, I just leaned in to kiss him and I said, “drive”. I have never seen anyone reverse a car so expertly. In seconds, we had zoomed out of my compound. On the road, I became suddenly timid. I think the alcohol started clearing. I knew then that I was in trouble. We got stuck in traffic and Oto played ‘push it’ by salt-n-pepa. That song is my absolute favourite song for a strip tease and all I could think of then was to take my clothes off. I suddenly wasn’t bothered, all I wanted was to get home and make mad love to this guy……car sex

I put my hand on his crotch and started drawing circles in tune with the song. He looked at me with shock and said nothing. It seemed like that was what the traffic needed to clear. Immediately, the road was clear and my mind remembered that having sex in a car has been a hidden fantasy of mine. I knew that Oto’s house wasn’t far from where we were but somehow the thought of having sex in the car by the road turned me on more than anything had ever done. I squeezed his crotch and said, “park….now”

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  1. faisal August 5, 2014 at 12:52 pm -  Reply


  2. Korlahjor July 23, 2014 at 10:21 am -  Reply

    Na wa ooo..u go jst dey use style wake lil jonny up…jenny make we see let’s complete the story 2geda nw

    • shughar July 23, 2014 at 11:28 am -  Reply

      shior! I no wake anything oooo….. lmaoooooooo! Who says I want to complete it? Leave me jare

  3. DR Nwax July 22, 2014 at 6:08 pm -  Reply

    Aaah! Finally, a story erotica!! What gave way to this raunchy innovation? Oh well, my long awaited story has finally been written!! Nice 1, I think you should do a series u knw, magic monday or preferably freaky friday or freestyle friday, ostensibly, starting one’s week with an Erotic story might be discomforting, I think! It’s cumbersome too for us guys to av morning wood with no action, how much more a story erotica that has to be continued d following week! Hokay oh! Jennifah, hokay!! Ehen, why, be only you that has pix as ur avatar, why we the CAOSB( Commenters Assoc. Of Shughars Blog) av viruses as avatars?

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 8:47 pm -  Reply

      *phew* this your epistle tho! Yes, I wrote it because of you, it wasn’t easy at all. lol. I don’t want to promote immorality so no, there won’t be raunchy anyday. lol. I don’t know why the avatars are funny o. I should probably take them off. I don’t want my darling CAOSB to be aliens….. that acronym tho! lol

  4. phlowz July 22, 2014 at 5:20 pm -  Reply

    O wa Lara e. *smh

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 8:47 pm -  Reply

      as it should be! lol

  5. esibobbie July 22, 2014 at 5:13 pm -  Reply

    My initials na OTO Jennifer. Is this a sign? Nice one flirt.

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 8:35 pm -  Reply

      who dash you OTO????? lol….I am no longer a flirt jor. Thank you, love

  6. Vunderkind July 22, 2014 at 3:33 pm -  Reply

    LOL. Whoa!

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 3:50 pm -  Reply

      lol….. I hope this is a good comment.

  7. Bammy July 22, 2014 at 2:55 pm -  Reply


    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 3:50 pm -  Reply

      Thank you sir

  8. femi July 22, 2014 at 2:49 pm -  Reply

    And she chose to stop just when my dickson was fully erect, now I need to get a vasline or something… Choi.. You could have let him park @ least.. No story is too long when its erotica! *packs cream with left hand and …..*

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 3:49 pm -  Reply

      lmaoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Femo Lala… you are finished! I no send you ooooo

  9. frankie July 22, 2014 at 2:40 pm -  Reply

    Its reali nice knowing you Shugarrr ma Shugarrr.

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 3:45 pm -  Reply

      awwwww….. Thank you darling.

  10. aGuyUused2luv July 22, 2014 at 2:30 pm -  Reply

    u get beta wiv every piece,welldone finish it sha.

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 3:41 pm -  Reply

      hehehe… thank you love… I will

  11. arnytah July 22, 2014 at 2:11 pm -  Reply

    I hate suspense….dats y I don’t like seasonal films…finish d story na!!!

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 2:38 pm -  Reply

      sorry ma. it was too long so I had to break it down. lol

  12. Jaymarie July 22, 2014 at 12:34 pm -  Reply

    Shughary shughar, y naaaa? Not fair ooo. Upload fast

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 1:48 pm -  Reply

      hehehe…… i will. na so you dey do me too na. lol

  13. Anonymous July 22, 2014 at 12:31 pm -  Reply

    You and suspense sha! Hian!

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 1:41 pm -  Reply

      hehehehe….. how we go do na? lol

  14. deejkingsize July 22, 2014 at 12:22 pm -  Reply

    Shughar,theres God oh…hmm #okbye

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 12:29 pm -  Reply

      ……and he is still king. lol

  15. genro July 22, 2014 at 11:54 am -  Reply

    what kind of person are you…..I will be on the floor jejely only for you to offer to lift me up to a particular level just for you to pull the trigger when I’ve started feeling comfortable……..if monday comes and you dont put up the other part i will personally kidnap you so you would be telling me the whole stories…… nice write up…..

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 12:28 pm -  Reply

      hahahahaha……Ma binu I will post it on monday. Thank you love

  16. theshaione July 22, 2014 at 10:43 am -  Reply

    Hmmmm…if the part two fails to deliver on the ‘promise’ of this part 1…I will personally slaughter u!

    I don tell you o….

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 10:58 am -  Reply

      LOOOOOOOOOL….. I will try to deliver sire.

  17. REDD July 22, 2014 at 10:12 am -  Reply

    Till next week monday? Too far now.

  18. elsieisy July 22, 2014 at 9:33 am -  Reply

    ok, is it just me or is there a disconnect? The first paragraph after the convo and the second got me reading all over again (confused). nice one though, waiting for the next

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 10:35 am -  Reply

      thank you….. not sure about the disconnect tho…..kpele. lol

  19. chiboy July 22, 2014 at 8:50 am -  Reply

    Shughar yyyyyyyyyyyy… Finish it naaa

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 9:19 am -  Reply

      hahahahaha….. chill love, monday is just around the corner 😉

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