Letting Go

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Hey hon, wadup?
• Hi stranger
¤ No naa, I’ve just been busy
• Yea right rolls eyes busy with him
¤ Lol
• What’s funny? Am I Chris Rock?
¤ You assumd I ws busy wit him na
• Wc is absolutely correct
¤ Well…..
• Well what?
• Look Vera don’t treat me like a kid or ur lap dog. I’ve playd dis game a thousand tyms and I always cm out d victor.
¤ Wht r u talking about Kris? I’m lost
• Don’t piss me off
¤ Why d f*** r u getn pissed
• Loooooool
¤ What’s funny?
• You can’t even write Fuck without all d silly star signs.
• Boo, I’m way outta ya league
• I ws der 4 u wen ur sorry xcuse of a bf was shagging round town
• And when he smiled at u, u ran to him lyk a bitch in heat.
¤ Y r u getn angry?
¤ Itz nt as if u lovd me
¤ U said u wantd a fling
¤ I don’t do flings, I told u
• Dat’s my problem wt u, u claim 2 b ancient, yet u did and prolly stil do thos insane wild tins wt him
• Ur such a hypocrite
¤ Y r u lyk dis?
¤ Using wht I told u against me
¤ Pinging u was a mistake
• Fuck, delete me den
• Fuck! Vera. Reply ur damn pings or I’m calling up ur ass ds minute.
¤ What?
• U r such a prude, n I’m nt saying sorry
¤ Then stop pinging me
• U pinged 1st
¤ What do u want Kris? I told u he was my 1st.
¤ I told u everytn
¤ He was gonna breakup wt her
• So….
• What hapnd
• Ohhh! Let me gues, he nevr did
• U r so pathetic
¤ Fuck u Kris, Fuck u
¤ I hate u so much ryt nw
¤ I’ve nt chatd wt u in 2months n ds is hw u wanna get
¤ What’s d diff btw u both, u specifically said u jst wantd 2 shag his memories outta my head
• U knw I won’t apologise ryt?
• So? I wantd 2 fuck u
• Hell, I still wanna fuck u silly
• But I’ve nevr bn assistant bf 2 no one
• I did dat 4 ur sorry aSs, n u went running bk 2 d beast
¤ I loved him
• R u mad?
• He cheatd wt all ur friends
¤ He said he loved me
• N he slaps u wn he is drunk
¤ Dat was one tym
• U disgust me, n ds isn’t metaphorically, I mean literally.
¤ Thank u
• Dnt send me on a guilt trip love, won’t work
¤ I don’t care
¤ Just leave me alone
¤ Bsides u r 6000 miles away
• N he’s 2inches away on ur bed abi
¤ No
• No as in?
¤ No as in we broke up
• Wen? Last nyt? N u beta nt lie 2 me
¤ 2days after u sed I shd stop caln n pinging
• Fuck! Dat was 2monts ago
• Y didn’t u tel me
¤ U sed I shd stop tryn 2 contact u
• So? Wht r u doing nw
¤ Saw ur pre-wedding fotos on fb
• Yea, So?
¤ I didn’t knw u lykd her dat much
¤ I wntd 2 congratulate u
• Whtz stopn u
¤ Congrats
• Whatever
¤ Lol
• What’s funny?
¤ Only u wil say whatever to congrats
• Yea, I’m an ass like that
¤ Yea.
¤ This is Goodbye then
• Yup
¤ Aii, bye Kris
¤ Hav a gud lyf
• I most certainly wil
• My only regret is
¤ We didn’t fuck
• Lol yea, I’m spoiling u weLl, yea we didn’t shag

Phone Call


• Yea?

U asleep?

• A lil bit

Thank you

• Whatever for?
• Oh! She took the bait I guess

Hook, line and sinker

• So when are you going home to the love of your life?

Don’t be smug, next week.

• Aii, I’ll miss you man.

I’ll miss you too Dude.

• Don’t call me that

Don’t yell, you will wake your husband

• Yea. Love you

Love you too

A week later
» Minnie
• Hi Mickie
• Itz bn ages since u cald me dat
» Yup
• R u havn wedn jitters
» Nope
• Lol, u r bad like that
» Yea, I am
» Y aint u comn?
• Wher?
» Uk of course rollseyes
• Y?
» Ur bestfriend is getn married duh
• Ohh! Ur wedn is 2mao, can’t possibly make it in tym
» U neva wantd 2 cm
» Dnt b actn lyk u wantd 2
• True
» Wher r u
• Our spot
» At ds tym?
» U cray or wht
• Nope, jst sayn goodbye officially 2 ur memory
• N itz nt late joor, itz 4pm
» Lol, n wht hapns whn ur done
» Ok
• I’ll go hom n hv a gud cry
» Lyk ur nt cryn nw
• Lol, ur such a cocky idiot
» That’s y u love me
• Yea, that’s y
• Btw, I have a confession
» What?
• I stole ur green hood last summer
» Mcheew, I knw
» But wht did u do to it tho?
• I burnt it
» Rotfl
• Stop lafn
• I didn’t wnt u wearin anytn she bought u
» grinning ur so silly and nw I’m marryn her
• Yea
• N I’m hopelessly in love wt u
» Yea, I knw
» Is that y u r crying
• Hu said I am
» I can see u duh
Vera turned to Kris strolling towards her, a wide smile on his face
“What are you doing here?” She asked in shock
“That’s not quite the welcome, I expected. It seems you are better at declaring your undying love when I’m 6000miles away”. He said with a slight frown on his face.
“I’m just shocked, did she come with you”. She asked looking behind him.
“No, she didn’t”.
“What?” She asked looking at him like he had grown an extra head.
“I wasn’t ever gonna marry her, Barry would have had my balls”. He said smiling and drawing close.
“Who’s Barry”.
“Her husband”. His smile was now a full blown grin. “And Vera, I love you more than you can ever imagine”.
“I love you more”. She said smiling through her tears.
“Can we shag now”. He asked after kissing her forehead. She gripped her sides and laughed
“After we are married of course”. She said looking at him.
“Hmmm”. He sighed

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  1. elsieisy August 11, 2014 at 5:01 pm -  Reply

    nice one, The guy is truly an ass though. But someone has got to love the ass.
    This is love

    • shughar August 12, 2014 at 9:34 am -  Reply

      hehehe…………….no be small love jare

  2. theshaione August 11, 2014 at 12:04 pm -  Reply

    This is nice. I like the to and fro….it was well laid out, although at some points I had to re-read to be sure I was not lost in there somewhere.

    This is cool…especially the ending. Why so much talk about ‘shagging’ though? Hmmmmm….

    • shughar August 11, 2014 at 2:02 pm -  Reply

      lol…….. I will ask the writer. Thank you dear

      • theshaione August 12, 2014 at 2:36 pm -  Reply

        U did not write this? Pardon my ignorance….tok true….who write this Veeeeeery nice piece?

        • shughar August 12, 2014 at 2:41 pm -  Reply

          lol. no, I didn’t. So na half of the post you dey read? her details are at the end of the post na

  3. Deserter August 11, 2014 at 11:53 am -  Reply

    Lool,Nice,can we shag now……;)

    • shughar August 11, 2014 at 2:23 pm -  Reply


  4. Vidis August 11, 2014 at 9:07 am -  Reply

    Hey…dat was interesting

    • shughar August 11, 2014 at 10:30 am -  Reply

      Thank you very much

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