Eko o ni baje

Eko O Ni Baje: O Baje Ti!

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eko o ni baje

Eko O Ni Baje o ………………. O Baje Ti!!!!!!!

That saying always makes me laugh. We are just whining our poor selves in this town that has baje’d tey tey. Errrrm, please do not quote me -_-.

Aha! This series has finally begun. First of all (introduction), I will be very informal with my language. I am very sure that most of my readers will understand wetin I go dey yarn so please, do not come and be forming ‘It is me holy pass’. Oya, my talk has too much.

Actually, nothing much happened today in my sojourn o! The devil is a liar! How can he stop interesting things from happening now that I want to share my gist? Oya lemme tell you the shingeli one that happened. I work on Lagos Island and everyday I see a lot of characters. Today I was entering a very tight bus and one guy just decided that he was the oga and so he could not give me better chance to enter the bus freely. He just sat at the edge of the door like what I don’t know. I thank God that I am thin sha, I for give am big slap -_-

As if that was not bad enough, he did the same thing for the next customer and unlike me, she was plenty. We almost used our eyes to kill him. Next thing, the woman asked me for my change and I turned to give it to her. O boy! Her linpstink was not here at all! It was ‘whitish pink’ and she decided to punish some parts of her mouth by not rubbing it in those parts. In fact, her lips were crying out for mercy. You should have seen the shock on my face. I quietly turned away sharply before she will give me shiko sha. hmmmmm.

I got to obalende without any wahala happening, sadly. On the way, I saw a splatter of blood on the floor. It was like it rained blood there. Whatever happened there was veryyy bloody -_-

Ehen!!!! I want to say a very big thank you to the members of the Association of Lagos ‘Spitters’. It is clear that they listened to my pleas and they have reduced their puddles of spitum and co. I am very grateful ooooo. Hehehe.

Ok, today was pretty much uneventful. I hope to have better luck tomorrow 😀 Goodnight darlings… Sweet dreams

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Patrick Jennifer

My name is Patrick Jennifer............ Talkative extraordinaire (aspiring OAP), Professional 'carer', Wanna-be writer, and I am sweetness personified.

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5 Comments

  1. arnytah August 4, 2014 at 9:41 pm -  Reply

    Heheheheh..na rili linpstick

  2. DR Nwax August 4, 2014 at 9:38 pm -  Reply

    -_- !! Hian!

  3. femi August 4, 2014 at 9:01 pm -  Reply

    Lmao… Gossip

  4. Deserter August 4, 2014 at 8:19 pm -  Reply

    Loool,try looking for trouble,then ur day will be more eventful,no pay conductor complete money,u go see gobe eventful,lwkmd

    • shughar August 4, 2014 at 10:25 pm -  Reply

      hmmmmmm. I tried today o. I hit someone and didn’t say sorry 😀 lol

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