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Audio Post: Boys, change your parade

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Hey darlings!!!!
Happy weekend loves….. hope you are having a splendid one. This is a new category/segment I just started so it is still shaky and I am more than open to comments, criticisms, opinions, words of advice etc :D. I am trying out my talking skills; maybe that OAP job will find me this way. lol. I would also be posting amazing facts with every post from now on.
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My name is Patrick Jennifer............ Talkative extraordinaire (aspiring OAP), Professional 'carer', Wanna-be writer, and I am sweetness personified.

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17 Comments

  1. CHRISKING LEONHART July 22, 2014 at 10:36 am -  Reply

    Shughar, were u breastfeeding while making this audio?
    Am sure you didn’t tell them suitors you had kids already..lol ,
    *whispers …am i the only one who heard her kids going on and on in the background.
    well, well… not everyone must have a clue. even with the pick up lines guys study on google these days
    girls study them too so are usually always on the defensive like… “is that the best you’ve got” or “old line…try another”…
    thats why the competition for Alpha males is stiff… hope you’ve found your own. if not please accept one of your suitors jor… or snatch femi from his woman. *winks

    • shughar July 22, 2014 at 10:57 am -  Reply

      LOOOOOOOOOOL….. na really breast feeding. Don’t mind my neighbours that were playing. Ah, the Ultimate Alpha male hasn’t claimed his possession yet o, don’t mind him. Thanks for commenting

  2. Mr HeartBroken May 31, 2014 at 9:54 pm -  Reply

    Loool,I think u should change ur location,only guys passing by that chike you?I’m sure Femi does not pass by and that’s why he has better punchlines,so dear…..Change ur parade Location,loooool!

    • shughar June 1, 2014 at 4:11 pm -  Reply

      hahahahaha………………..i never said it is only those ones na. lol

  3. Jaymarie May 31, 2014 at 7:56 pm -  Reply

    Lol, shughar oo. How can a guy be staring into your soul, u are just funny. And u sha be using sexy voice for us abi

    • shughar May 31, 2014 at 8:58 pm -  Reply

      hehehehe. walai, the intensity was scary. This market must sell na. lol. It is catarrh that is helping the ministry sef.

  4. arnytah May 31, 2014 at 1:41 pm -  Reply

    I hate road toasters…with terrible pick up lines…nyways, y r u using bedroom voice..be lively na..na so OAPs dey slow dey talk?

    • shughar May 31, 2014 at 5:08 pm -  Reply

      LOOOOOOOOOL. Na ree bedroom voice. I had cold jor. The next post will be ‘faster’. Thanks for your correction.

  5. Anonymous May 31, 2014 at 12:19 pm -  Reply

    Women tho!Very insatiable creatures.Supermarket toasted u,u refused.ATM did same,u refused…….wat exactly r u looking 4?Hw do u wnt dem 2 toast u???U wnt Limpopo toasting-i’ll take u shopping tonight(when d shops wld av closed)?Ooopps,did I js say dat?…U shld giv guys d lines u wnt,and trust me,Gidi boys won’t fail 2 use dem 4 u.
    We want 2 do audio comments as well,u not d only one who speaks english.

    • shughar May 31, 2014 at 5:07 pm -  Reply

      hahahahahahahaha…….. why are you anon na? My knowledge of technology has not reached the point of audio replies o. Maybe sometime soon when I am the host of a radio show. Thanks for commenting.

  6. fragiletimbz2013 May 31, 2014 at 12:10 pm -  Reply

    Nawa for you o.. U sha come open my yansh for public… If na dat my words sweet reach, why I still single?

    • shughar May 31, 2014 at 5:03 pm -  Reply

      lmaooooooooooooooo. you are single because you want to be na. They will still meet you for lines 😛

    • Jaymarie May 31, 2014 at 8:10 pm -  Reply

      You never use am well joor, wt wetn Shughar talk u fit b shakespeare lost pikin

      • shughar May 31, 2014 at 8:59 pm -  Reply

        gbam! tell him oooooo

  7. shughar May 31, 2014 at 11:59 am -  Reply

    chai!!!!!!!! and i thought you were my friend. issokay

  8. elsieisy May 31, 2014 at 9:16 am -  Reply

    Shughar! This is how you let two suitors down and you are here talking of ishi ghbim, abi. I’m here. I have always know that first guy is your husband o. I knew it with him. Loool

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