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Audio Post: Are all lagosians pregnant?

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Hey love,
How is your week going? Hope it has been fruitful? Today I am back on the audio-phone to talk about something that has has been annoying me for over a year now. Please, share your opinion(s) in the comment box and if you are guilty, there is still God o -_-.


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My name is Patrick Jennifer............ Talkative extraordinaire (aspiring OAP), Professional 'carer', Wanna-be writer, and I am sweetness personified.

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  1. Dreamer June 18, 2014 at 11:40 am -  Reply

    Most of the people here are not even lagosians….lool,@list I know 3,one from sagamu,another from KD,another from Abj….then from the one that has never hit Gidi,lol….now to the spitting iss,I’ve noticed it sha,majorly while walking On the streets,its not as bad as exergerated fa,Miss Suwe madam,na you wan dey hop jor,you miss Suwe for small I sure,and most times the people I see do it do it in gutters and not on the road,anyway its Disgusting,very irritating infact and I won’t lie yoruba’s do it mostly,don’t shout,I’m yoruba too,lol,its an issue the lagos state govt has to look into,maybe KAI officials should start catching road spitters….*spits…”tueh tueh” lool!I don find trouble…*piantes*

    • shughar June 18, 2014 at 2:51 pm -  Reply

      These people never said they are Lagosians, oga. They commented because it happens everywhere. If it was not as bad, I won’t have talked about it. Have you ever walked on that Obalende bridge? That is the road I referred to when I talked about suwe………….. thank you for commenting

  2. Genro June 18, 2014 at 7:50 am -  Reply

    Well to me the most annoying part is the sound they make before the actual spitting to me it’s like they will scrape the nooks and crannies of their body and just release the diabolical summary of the scrape tru spit to our lovely environment without even considering other users of the environment…maybe we should just start asking them what’s making them spit sef…

  3. droplet4 June 17, 2014 at 5:50 pm -  Reply

    Do you think lagosians spit? Guess you haven’t seen east londoners . You’ll sure stay indoors cos em ones re mixed race hehehe

    • shughar June 18, 2014 at 9:52 am -  Reply

      ewoms! *weeps* na wa!

  4. arnytah June 17, 2014 at 12:34 pm -  Reply

    Ure on point jor… Dat spitting ish is highly disgusting..n its everywhere o..not just lagos

    • shughar June 17, 2014 at 12:57 pm -  Reply

      lol. maybe the population in Lagos is what makes it more obvious sha.

    • shai June 17, 2014 at 6:31 pm -  Reply

      Spitting…that is now a problem? Those that urinate on dia car tyres in traffic nko? Or those who do the biz in bushes on the roadside? Ok, how about that for irritating?

      • shughar June 18, 2014 at 9:59 am -  Reply

        e clear say you dey follow spit…… those are also irritating but they are not rampant.

        • shai June 18, 2014 at 3:53 pm -  Reply

          E clear abi? Ok o….

  5. Tope June 17, 2014 at 11:42 am -  Reply

    My dear…thank you, thank you…even my boo is a spitter….highly irritating!

    It is not just wrong it’s totally annoying…seriously Fashola should think of stationing a spitting bin for all these people.

    You are not being paranoid o, the spitting is become a national nuisance….and the main offenders are men, that’s for sure.

    if you want to spit, please don’t do it where people are going to walk…do it in the gutter for goodness sake or carry container for it…ahn ahn

    I think this is the best audio so far!

    • shughar June 17, 2014 at 12:24 pm -  Reply

      ah! I am glad that I am not being paranoid fa.Those men that will be behaving like women!!! lol………… Thank you love

  6. fragiletimbz2013 June 17, 2014 at 10:51 am -  Reply

    *coughs & clears throat thoroughly & spits on the floor* Who wants to kill me? *packs slippers on head and starts to run*

    Spitting… That shii irritates me… If you must do it, do it decently.. Not on the streets.. Iyama!

    • shughar June 17, 2014 at 12:22 pm -  Reply

      i will kill u wella!!!!! lol …….there is no decency abeg. abi is it the ones that spit on the floor then use their shoes to scatter it that are the decent ones?

  7. Anonymous June 17, 2014 at 9:58 am -  Reply

    Spitting is disgusting, particularly when it is occurs in a public place where the spitter indiscriminately spits oblivious to others around.To say I feel ill anytime i experience this would be an understatement. lagosians should stop this annoying act for Christ’s sake!

    • shughar June 17, 2014 at 10:16 am -  Reply

      lmaoooooo!!!! e be like say u vex pass me sef……………Kpele o

  8. Okpani Jay June 17, 2014 at 9:50 am -  Reply

    Haha, unfortunately, this is true & it’s quite disgusting. I guess it’s still a culture shock, you’ll soon get used to seeing it like other lagosians. No excuse for such uncouth behaviour sha.

    • shughar June 17, 2014 at 9:57 am -  Reply

      Ehn!!!! get used to what? lailai titi lailai!!!! I will soon start slapping and kicking people that I catch in the act. lol

  9. Crieg A. Siemo June 17, 2014 at 9:34 am -  Reply

    I paused for a while wondering what the very first word of my first post on your blog should be and I guess I stopped wondering and started typing, so forgive me if I am out of scope.

    Anyways, never been to Lagos and never heard someone else complain about their public spitting habit if I can call it that. However, I guarantee I understand your pain at least from my perspective. Someone like me would actually cry if it would help stop it, so I can imagine.

    • shughar June 17, 2014 at 9:56 am -  Reply

      awwwww……. this is sweet on many levels. Thank you very much. I will let you know if the time to cry comes. lol

  10. esibobbie June 17, 2014 at 8:56 am -  Reply

    No vex dear. No solution,jst buy motor.

    • shughar June 17, 2014 at 9:15 am -  Reply

      very soon o……I can’t wait!

  11. elsieisy June 17, 2014 at 8:26 am -  Reply

    LMAOOOOO WERE YOU CRYING? HAHAHAHAHAH sorry o. i can’t say i have noticed it cos i am more of the in house madam and i watch where i go to sef. i am just laughing fa. but i think i have seen people do so from their vehicle. pele. they will hear you

    • shughar June 17, 2014 at 9:12 am -  Reply

      waittttttt!!!!!!!! you? more of in house madam???? you????????????????????? I rest my case.
      E no reach to cry? that obalende bridge is just the heights! The people that do so from vehicles need special bulala! mtchew! Thank you jare

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